Thank God I found you. I just got back from the future. Is it too late? Did you sign away your precious development time with that friendly client for less compensation than you need? Listen, you sent me back (at exorbitant cost, thank you for your business) to warn you about all the different ways this will go wrong. Back away from the quote sheet. Forget about the “quick site redesign” and the “tiny mobile app” until you’ve heard me out. In fact, let’s just say hands off the mouse and keyboard until we’re done here. Except for scrolling. You can scroll.